Posted 9 months ago
Are you alive? Furthermore, are you really the artist Wolfgun? Just making sure.
wastelandeer asked

I really am wolfgun, however this tumblr really is totally 100% unused. I don’t get tumblr, lol. I only made one because I felt like it, and then, I realized I had absolutely no idea how tumblr works, and bam. abandonment.

Posted 1 year ago

VALLEY OF THE SHADOWS

VALLEY OF THE SHADOWS by Wolfgun

New track. Old fans of mine will recognize something special. ;D

Posted 2 years ago

wub wub

AESTIVAL by Wolfgun

decided that some wubs would be a good idea.

Posted 2 years ago

OH OMEGLE

You: OMEGLEEEEE

Stranger: Im 12.

You: and what is this?

Stranger: OMEGLEEEEE

You: YEEEEEEEES


i hate this site but keep going back and it never ceases to amuse me.

Posted 2 years ago

grand day today

what a fabulous

Hammer - Wolfgun by Wolfgun

Posted 2 years ago

Xoom xoom XOOM

I’m not necessarily sure that any of this is pertinent information but i’m writing this post to test out the tumblr android app on my xoom and so far it is fail. Here is why.

  1. The dashboard doesn’t load. What?
  2. Typing with a touch screen, while semi-natural, is about as comfortable as drinking a martini flavored with febreeze.
  3. I haven’t yet figured out how uncomfortable that would be.
  4. In the last point I made, I mispelled ‘figured’ at least six times, ending in fbpifbured.
  5. I have now resorted to thumb typing and it is no easier.
  6. This is not even about the tumblr app anymore.

So here’s a youtube link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFqtye2_3E4

Posted 2 years ago

I AM ALIVE

for however briefly a moment

It’s really sad because I wanted this tumblr page to live and thrive and grow

so let’s make a list of things that are completely unrelated:

1. people who think vomiting is sexy are deranged

2. south park is actually a pretty funny show

3. I should post some kind of audio here to prove I am actually alive.

so here’s GHOSTS

Ghosts by Wolfgun

Posted 2 years ago

Found

This blog is poorly trafficked.

http://soundcloud.com/wolfgunmusic/found

Posted 2 years ago

How to buy things and still be satisfied with your piddly paycheck.

On what grounds should a person buy something? Here’s some insight.

Does it look cool?

If something looks cool, buy it. You won’t regret it.

Is it smaller than your hand?

If something is smaller than your hand it is almost guaranteed to be ultra advanced technology. You really cannot go wrong.

Can it transform?

Self explanatory.

Will it do things that it doesn’t look like it can do?

If you buy something that looks like it does one thing and then actually does something else, you are a winner. These kinds of things are secretly under the last category of things that transform, because it transforms into whatever it really is once you realize it isn’t what you thought that it was when you bought it.

There are probably many other things that could be listed here to help you make good purchases but I am not writing up a cheat sheet on how to live life.

Go forth and spread my economic seeds of intelligence.

Posted 2 years ago

fate

title unrelated

when I stopped thinking about the large hadron collider, it is as though it quit existing altogether. but even when I wasn’t thinking about it, that forsaken machine was still slamming atoms together at speeds unimaginable and causing micro black holes to invade the brains of millions of people in eurasia. what good can ever come of that? although, maybe some.

1. it is possible a black hole might appear in china, but a special black hole that due to unforeseen circumstances can only suck up extremely polluted air and lead.

2. it is also possible that micro black holes could selectively invade every obese person on earth, suddenly reducing the fat content of the human population to less than 1/10th of what it is now.

3. black holes aside, what if a unicorn were somehow generated by this particle smashing extravaganza? I absolutely am for this.

4. the large hadron collider is shaped like a donut. this is not at all a point of contention, only an observation.

I have run out of good reasons that the LHC even exists anymore. I am happy for you, scientists of the planet, and I will let you finish, but the large hadron collider is nothing but a big donut that generates holes.

donut holes.